blondie-notabarbie

Ask me anything   “What the hell is that?" I laughed.
"It's my fox hat."
"Your fox hat?"
"Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat."
"Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked.
"Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.”
-john green, looking for alaska

emdots:

Me: *listening to various genres of god knows what*

Spotify trying to make my discover weekly:

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— 4 years ago with 265297 notes
alexchurner:
“ this is how my girlfriend and I text
”

alexchurner:

this is how my girlfriend and I text

(via thebootydiaries)

— 4 years ago with 410517 notes

jessicameats:

black-intogold:

I love how Ray Holt is portrayed simultaneously as a serious, emotionless captain as well as the most dramatic and petty person on the whole team. I live for his deadpan dramatic-ness and I’ve honestly never seen a character like him before on TV

The first time we see Kevin, he describes Holt as hilarious and the other characters are bewildered by this, but Holt has been a prankster since the beginning of the show. In the very first episode, when he was making Jake carry on with the robot impression, he was pranking him. The hula hoop incident.The fact he got so into the Halloween heists. Winding Jake up is one of his greatest sources of amusement and he loves playing jokes on people.

It’s just that no one recognises them as jokes because his face stays utterly serious throughout.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 4 years ago with 147001 notes

nobodysbuttmonkey:

aspirationalbrand:

reese witherspoon throwing ice cream at meryl streep on the set of big little lies season two

i thought that this was just reese witherspoon living her life tbh

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— 4 years ago with 172523 notes

montygreen:

#I FORKING love the extended cuts

(via 30casterlyrock)

— 4 years ago with 29525 notes